A little bit of satire, a little bit of truth – all in fun!
5 not so convenient jobs in any economyPosted by murderous.intention on April 26, 2009
The market is down, a recession is looming, and you’re thinking “What are some totally impractical jobs I can pursue to bring in some extra income”
Well, look no further, you’ve come to the right place!
1. Ninja Assassin
Yea I know, everybody is doing it so why shouldn’t I, right? This is the must have career if [...]
Lynyrd Skynyrd has exactly what in common with Kipper the Dog?? or why you can’t allow Netflix to pick movies for you….Posted by murderous.intention on April 13, 2009
Yes, this is in fact a recommendation from Netflix of what movies “I’ll Love” based on my ratings and watching preferences. Somehow having a proclivity for British accented talking cartoon dogs marks me as a Lynryd Skynyrd fan. I am almost intrigued enough to want to add it to my queue and review the [...]
Murder on the road: When cars attackPosted by murderous.intention on April 1, 2009
You ever been driving down the road and all of a sudden your car bursts into flames and tries to kill you? Yea, that happened to my friend; here are the results! doh! Yes this is a BMW!
Is Microsoft the Devil in the Clouds?Posted by murderous.intention on March 23, 2009
I’m sure by now, you’ve all seen this Diagram drawn by Steve Balmer of Microsoft. It clearly outlines and depicts not only a badly drawn car accident, but their very own strategic plan to kill us in the future!
First of all, look at this drawing: It is obviously a car crashing very fast into [...]
2001 Called & they want their storage back. Huh? NetApp Marketing.Posted by murderous.intention on February 23, 2009
What happens when middle aged white men finally get around to watching 8 Mile? What could be as dated as an Alanis Morrisette references in a Spiderman comic? Or maybe NetApp’s marketing took a page from Microsoft’s marketing department in how to utterly confuse your potential customers about what you offer and what you are [...]
What THE What?? Cow Urine to become Soft Drink like Pee-psi?Posted by murderous.intention on February 11, 2009
India To Launch Cow Urine As Soft Drink
Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India’s Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh [...]
Bill Gates – Gone BatSh*tCrazy – Got $ Get Away with A lotPosted by murderous.intention on February 6, 2009
Believing that not only the poor should suffer mosquitos and malaria, Gates unleashed a swarm of the little bloodsuckers in a crowd recently. Wow, guess when you have more money than G-d you can do whatever you like to people.
Olympian Caught TokingPosted by murderous.intention on February 2, 2009
Michael Phelps – tsk tsk, caught in photos taking a hit from a bong. DH and I have never done or tried drugs, we never smoked, we don’t drink – not even socially. At least Phelps has come clean and admits it was bad judgement. I thought we may have to hear a whole R [...]
When did being great become a crime?Posted by murderous.intention on January 24, 2009
Do you remember when the Bulls won the Championship – which time? Any time. When did being great become something to apologize for?
The recent article about a girls’ basketball team that won 100 to 0 asking for a forfeit because they are shamed by their win disgusts me. I understand that the school they beat [...]
Worry about what is in your WaterPosted by murderous.intention on January 15, 2009
People laugh at the amount of bottled water I buy. Well, I do buy flavored so there is some redemption in that – I’m not just buying bottled tap water, and when I do buy plain bottled water I know which to buy. We bought a water tester and have tested different brands. I [...]
