A little bit of satire, a little bit of truth – all in fun!
Coolio Arrested for Crack and Battery?Posted by murderous.intention on March 10, 2009
Well, I have to say he did look a little bit tweeked when he was on Big Brother UK. Arrested in LAX for possession of a crack pipe, and grabbed the woman who was about to check his bag.
2001 Called & they want their storage back. Huh? NetApp Marketing.Posted by murderous.intention on February 23, 2009
What happens when middle aged white men finally get around to watching 8 Mile? What could be as dated as an Alanis Morrisette references in a Spiderman comic? Or maybe NetApp’s marketing took a page from Microsoft’s marketing department in how to utterly confuse your potential customers about what you offer and what you are [...]
What THE What?? Cow Urine to become Soft Drink like Pee-psi?Posted by murderous.intention on February 11, 2009
India To Launch Cow Urine As Soft Drink
Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India’s Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh [...]
Bill Gates – Gone BatSh*tCrazy – Got $ Get Away with A lotPosted by murderous.intention on February 6, 2009
Believing that not only the poor should suffer mosquitos and malaria, Gates unleashed a swarm of the little bloodsuckers in a crowd recently. Wow, guess when you have more money than G-d you can do whatever you like to people.
Olympian Caught TokingPosted by murderous.intention on February 2, 2009
Michael Phelps – tsk tsk, caught in photos taking a hit from a bong. DH and I have never done or tried drugs, we never smoked, we don’t drink – not even socially. At least Phelps has come clean and admits it was bad judgement. I thought we may have to hear a whole R [...]
My son is obsessed with ObamaPosted by murderous.intention on January 24, 2009
Don’t get me wrong, I think Barack Obama is definitely an interesting man, has a wonderful education, and history of volunteering – I won’t pretend to know enough about politics (and I mean true politics) to say whether or not he’ll be the superb president everyone hopes for – but I know I’ve heard him [...]
When did being great become a crime?Posted by murderous.intention on
Do you remember when the Bulls won the Championship – which time? Any time. When did being great become something to apologize for?
The recent article about a girls’ basketball team that won 100 to 0 asking for a forfeit because they are shamed by their win disgusts me. I understand that the school they beat [...]
Hey Tammy Faye – Cosmetics Settlement – get your free on!Posted by murderous.intention on January 20, 2009
Click the Settlement to read all about it.
Worry about what is in your WaterPosted by murderous.intention on January 15, 2009
People laugh at the amount of bottled water I buy. Well, I do buy flavored so there is some redemption in that – I’m not just buying bottled tap water, and when I do buy plain bottled water I know which to buy. We bought a water tester and have tested different brands. I [...]
Secret Service Agents Holds Up TrainPosted by murderous.intention on
Got to love Naperville. The ticket agent claims that a man asked about security because he “had a gun” then allowed the man to walk away, possibly boarding the train – couldn’t remember if a ticket was sold to the gun toting stranger – asks around if police ask security questions, then calls the [...]
