A little bit of satire, a little bit of truth – all in fun!
Silly Putty and Other Substance RemovalPosted by murderous.intention on May 3, 2009
DS8 has puttied too many things this week- the back of my iPhone, a blanket, and more.
Here is directions from a wesbite by Crayola that helps you remove silly putty and other substances:
How to remove Silly Putty & Clay from fabric:
Materials
- Dull knife or metal spoon
- WD-40 (car part lubricant)
- Liquid [...]
Homeschool Parents: Want in on a Trial of a Virtual World for Kids, Animal, EducationPosted by murderous.intention on March 26, 2009
Thank you so much for registering to be a part of our Sneak Peek Site Testing! We apologize for the delay in contacting you, but wanted to let you know that we’d love for you to participate in this program. We will be sending out the site access codes the week of April 6th. Since [...]
UPromise Discussion earn a $25 Gift CardPosted by murderous.intention on March 16, 2009
I’d love if you to join me and my friends from Upromise for the launch of the Upromise Tuition Tales Campaign on Tuesday, March 24th, which has been declared “Tuition Tuesday.” Nothing keeps me up at night more than thinking about how I will pay for four college educations. I personally became a member of [...]
Virtually WorkingPosted by murderous.intention on March 10, 2009
This is usually how I find Christopher working. None of us are sure exactly what he does for a living, but he does have many tech-ese terms that he throws around at us. Here is an illustration of a day in the life of him – you can substitute me for DH, DS or anyone [...]
I shall deny you 3 times – Facebook Marriage RequestPosted by murderous.intention on February 2, 2009
DH and I were updating our Facebooks, MySpaces, etc. and he had to change his relationship status to married – and it asked to who, so he typed me in, but it didn’t just believe him – so it sent me a request to confirm our relationship status. When I clicked to confirm it said [...]
Fox Valley Mall Aurora – Those Chair Massages are Actually GoodPosted by murderous.intention on February 1, 2009
A friend of mine constantly swears by the chair massages marketed as “Chinese Massage” at the Fox Valley Mall in Aurora. Yesterday I was convinced to go and check it out, plus my friend was paying so how could this be a bad thing? I brought DH with me (a large man at 6′6), [...]
I have the best Family – for me, I’m sure your’s is great too!Posted by murderous.intention on January 31, 2009
I get a little koo-koo without enough sleep and regular meals. DH asked what I wanted and I said I would have the Curry and the Rice packages I bought. He went to heat up a Curry & Rice Meal (very different item) and I didn’t want it. Well wasting food upsets me and seldom [...]
Jillian Michaels Fitness Ultimatum Wii ReviewPosted by murderous.intention on January 30, 2009
Like everyone else and their mother who has jumped on the Wii bandwagon, so has our family. We picked up Jillian Michaels’ Fitness Ultimatum 2009, and I guess I live under a rock because I did not know she was the personal trainer for the reality show Biggest Loser – then again I don’t watch [...]
My goodness it was a poo-tastrophe – but we were saved by The Unique BowtiquePosted by murderous.intention on January 28, 2009
While out and about today my DS had one of his little gassy spells, I nursed him for a bit and then there was the notorious rumbling and explosion noise that signals he has had a “movement”. Well it moved right out of his diaper and all over the place – DH was in [...]
It’s a little ball of poop, it just rolled out.Posted by murderous.intention on January 8, 2009
I have been a little down lately, but nothing picks me up or makes me laugh as much as DS7. I came upstairs last night and he was playing in my room. He starts off by saying
“Mommy, a chocolate chip got under the bed, I tried to clean it up but it was melted, so [...]
