Is Microsoft the Devil in the Clouds?

Posted by murderous.intention on March 23, 2009

I’m sure by now, you’ve all seen this Diagram drawn by Steve Balmer of Microsoft.   It clearly outlines and depicts not only a badly drawn car accident, but their very own strategic plan to kill us in the future!

First of all, look at this drawing: It is obviously a car crashing very fast into [...]

 Virtually Working

Posted by murderous.intention on March 10, 2009

This is usually how I find Christopher working.  None of us are sure exactly what he does for a living, but he does have many tech-ese terms that he throws around at us.  Here is an illustration of a day in the life of him – you can substitute me for DH, DS or anyone [...]

 New Cloud Compute Cluster Goes Online!!!

Posted by murderous.intention on October 29, 2008

Canton, Ohio.

 
After 3 years in the making, CATLAUGH Inc. is bringing online their Production Cloud Compute Cluster!  (CLOUD STACK)
CCO (Chief Cloud Officer) Cat Billingsgate says of their new cluster.
"Oh my god, this will be the most amazing Cloud to be revealed in a millennia!   We’ve taken all the benefits of Compute clusters and will [...]