Britney Spears, you be the Judge

Posted by murderous.intention on December 6, 2008

Now you tell me.  I can’t get this damn song out of my head, I hate it.

I first saw the video for the German Bambi Show.

Then the X Factor Show

Finally her birthday Good Morning American Show

Now, I give Brit a lot of credit – I think her upbringing and obviously parasitic mother have a great deal to do with her breakdown, etc.  As a woman who has had two children (granted mine have never been taken away, nor out of their car seat in the car) she has really got it together physically from time to time.  Lord only knows what truly goes into looking like that – and I don’t mean the crazy fantasy of health eating and exercise these stars tell the tabloids. 

That being said – the first Womanizer had Brit looking like a scary younger version of Madonna, in the second video her dancing doesn’t seem to get much better and I have always concluded that she actually has to count the beats as she dances – she looks like she is thinking 1, 2, turn and 3, 4, snake arm left, etc.  By the third video she looks as though she has gained some weight (I’m not saying in a bad way, I mean she looks better) because she seems to be wearing a shape conforming panty thing and not showing as much midriff (I can’t locate her famous navel). I also note that they have stuck even more dancers in front of her during her routine so that you don’t actually see her dancing as much – not a bad choice because in the previous videos she looks like a lost puppy wandering on stage for somewhere to piddle – again this could just be a poor choreographer.  I teach dance classes and have over 3 dozen routines memorized at any time so I know it can be hard to do, but it is possible to look organic and natural instead of mechanical – when you dance.